i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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