apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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