Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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