i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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