I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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