If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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