Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize