would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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