were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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