And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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