so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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