a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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