i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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