what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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