Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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