all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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