We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
birth control should be required to get into college
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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