well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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