This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Farmville is her only friend.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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