We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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