i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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