I can text with my tongue
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
pray to the hookup gods
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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