On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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