I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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