belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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