Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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