the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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