it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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