i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just tell him i said nine months
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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