Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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