walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
ok first of all what the fuck
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