I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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