Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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