All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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