I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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