Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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