oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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