Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Jerry, you need to find god
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
my poor anus
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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