The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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