either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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