Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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