I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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