There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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