I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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