i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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