You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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