wat bout pragnant strippers??
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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