i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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