I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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