it hurts more in the daytime
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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