Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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